Zombie Assimilation Reform

For all of those that cheer for anti-zombie material, that get a blood lust high from the mere thought of smashing some undead skulls, then this information might just put a damper on your day.

The U.S. government has initiated a very unsettling act, a program designed for those poor reanimated corpses with the intent to safely integrate them back into society. Don’t bother going to any Official government website to verify this report. Not surprising, this is a secretive government assignment that managed to slip right on by while everyone was distracted with the ongoing debates. We only found out by digging through countless leaks, and some of our trustees aren’t returning our phone calls anymore.

We discovered the Z.A.R. has relocated a zombie somewhere near Houston, TX and we’re going to give you the full unedited scoop very soon.


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