Zombies have rights, don’t they? After all, they’re humans reanimated with a second-life because of God, mad science, or strange medicine. A zombie doesn’t choose to come back, they’re forced to come back.
This undead rotter would have you believe that zombies are entitled to rights and that shows like The Walking Dead perpetuate negative zombie stereotypes that harm the already bad image of zombies. Answer this. Would you kill your brother if he had rabies? Would you kill your brother if he had ebola? Then why would you kill your brother if he was a zombie?
Because shows like The Walking Dead and Fear the Walking Dead, movies like Night of the Living Dead, and such Zombies are seen as the enemy. No, people are the enemy, and The Walking Dead is the biggest anti-zombie show at the moment and the one that ought to feel sorry and take responsibility for hurting the image of the undead.
Zombie Hunter Season Three Kickstarter is now LIVE! The next season has a big, hilarious story to tell, and requires a stronger and bigger production. Zombie Hunter Season One was a project of love. Season Two was a project of experimentation, and Season Three is the unadulterated vision fully manifested.
Best part is, YOU can be involved in the creation process of Zombie Hunter Season Three. Various Kickstarter rewards allow you to sit in with the writers and actually help them with input!
Zombie Hunter has started out as a side-project, a hobby, but with the limitations I’ve yet to accurately capture the insanity and hilarious scope of Zombie Hunter. With your help, I’m positive that this dream can become a reality, and that you will enjoy the show. Much more, I’m sure you will find it to be a show that rewards your assistance.
Loch Ness Radio was gracious enough to allow us to use Brawling Jockeys as the theme for Zombie Hunter, and we returned the favor by helping them with a music video. The band hired legendary zombie hunters Nathan Greene and Billy Boone for protection, but was hiring two rivals really a smart idea?
It’s here. The Underground Zombie Hunter Association has released The first episode of Zombie Hunter S2 and it’s featuring… wait, what? The Billy Boone show? I never thought that washed piece of pretentious crap would ever get his own show, much less land a spot in Zombie Hunter. Sorry about that folks. Good news, the UZHA film crews were given explicit permission to follow all of the members of the Marauder hunting team from their manager. They followed the legendary Nathan Greene, the young spitfire Tiff, and the walking zombie nightmare Buck to capture footage that like you’ve never seen.
Remember, while we can’t confirm or deny the existence of zombies, we can advise that y’all take precautions. Help spread the awareness by sharing this video.
Folks, this world is gettin’ bat-shit crazier by the minute. We got bath-salt cannibals, deranged ‘prophets’ that try to raise the dead, and fohawk body builders hellbent on pissing off spirits. Now, I’m not saying that all of that concludes to a zombie outbreak on the rise, but it does serve as a cautionary tale. It would be wise on your part to enjoy this little PSA brought to you by the UZHA.
I hope you folks are ready because on September 1st legendary zombie hunter Nathan Greene returns to the scene to send those undead bastards back to their graves! Even better, Nathan isn’t huntin’ alone. That’s right, you’ll finally get to meet the other hunters such as Tanya, Tiff, and Buck, along with their unforgiving hard ass of a boss, Jimmie.
If you enjoy watching them undead bastards suffer and you’re not something of a pansy, fairy-loving, gutless bitch then check back on September 1st to catch Zombie Hunter. Until then, enjoy these posters from last years season.